Tag Archive | zombie movie

G.O.R.E. Score: Woke Up Dead

Woke Up Dead (2009) Original Release date: October 2, 2009 Run Time: 84 minutes (compilation of 22 “webisodes”) In the classic 1985 film “The Breakfast Club,” Principal Vernon tried to intimidate one of the students under his Saturday-School jurisdiction by saying to him, among other things, “Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get […]

G.O.R.E. Score: Stag Night of the Dead

Stag Night of the Dead (2010) Original Release Date: October 31, 2010 (online only; DVD release TBA) Run Time: 81 minutes Please welcome the newest member of the “Best Title Ever” department: “Stag Night of the Dead!” (It also scores very high in the “Best Tag Line Ever” category, although for me, the primary “Six […]

G.O.R.E. Score: The Quick and the Undead

The Quick and the Undead (2006) Original Release Date: December 5, 2006 Run Time: 78 minutes I’m sad to report that the second member of the MoSSZMFfaDA fared about as well as the first. For those of you who haven’t heard about it in my previous entries, the MoSSZMFfaDA is short for “Motherload of Semi-Sketchy […]

G.O.R.E. Score: Invasion

Invasion (2007)   Original Release Date: Septbmer 5, 2007 Run Time: 81 minutes (65 actual mins.; see below) Ever have a book, movie, etc., that you learned or heard a little bit about in advance? You still don’t know much about the piece of work, but the little anticipation bug has been planted in your […]

G.O.R.E. Score: Night of the Comet

Original Release Date: November 16, 1984 Run Time: 95 minutes “Night of the Comet” is a very unique movie. To the average viewer, it probably appears to be just another kitschy ‘80s horror film. But for those select viewers “in the know” about this movie’s director, Thom Eberhardt, and what his true intentions were in […]

G.O.R.E. Score: Resident Evil: Afterlife

Original Release Date: September 10, 2010 Run Time: 97 minutes A new “Resident Evil” movie has been released, you say? The fourth installment of the now-inaccurately named “Alice Trilogy” starring Milla Jovovich, you say? Shot in amazingly-amazing 3D, you say? Stop writing this review using inane semi-rhetorical questions, you say? If you’re reading this review, […]

G.O.R.E. Score: Pontypool

Original Release Date: March 6, 2009 Run Time: 95 minutes When spending a few moments recently aimlessly surfing the online zombie boards and forums, as I tend to do in the vast majority of my ever-dwindling free time, I kept stumbling across the same word, a word that didn’t make any sense to me: Pontypool. […]