1 Comment

G.O.R.E. Score: The Quick and the Undead

The Quick and the Undead (2006)
The Quick and the Undead (2006)

Original Release Date: December 5, 2006
Run Time: 78 minutes

I’m sad to report that the second member of the MoSSZMFfaDA fared about as well as the first.

For those of you who haven’t heard about it in my previous entries, the MoSSZMFfaDA is short for “Motherload of Semi-Sketchy Zombie Movies Found for a Dollar Apiece.” It’s a collection of 10 films, all centered on the undead, that I found at a Hollywood Video near my home as they were going out of business. 10 movies, 10 bucks spent total, and away I went, one happy man.  (Feel free to click here and read more about the experience, in addition to seeing the titles of all 10 of the included movies.)

To be fair, I know I probably shouldn’t expect too much out of this grouping of films; after all, I got them for a dollar apiece, and I put the phrase “Semi-Sketchy” right there in the group’s title! But, being the romantic dreamer that I am, I keep the hope alive that one of these films will present itself as truly enjoyable, one that I might recommend far and wide, or at least not totally suck. Some folks on one of the zombie forums even have a side bet going that no member of the MoSSZMFfaDA gets a Total Score above a 5. Not to spoil anything for those folks who haven’t skipped down to this movie’s Scoring, but so far, two out of 10 movies reviewed (“Invasion” being the other), that bet is a solid one.

Advertisements

One comment on “G.O.R.E. Score: The Quick and the Undead

  1. Sounds like a horse with a broken leg-it just needs to be put out of its misery.

Your Thoughts:

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: