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G.O.R.E. Score: Run for Your Life

Run for Your Life (2011)
Run for Your Life (2011)

Original Release Date: 2011
Total Track Time: 16 minutes
Website: http://aaronstoquert.bandcamp.com/

Artists can be a passionate bunch.

I definitely don’t mean that statement in a bad way, and please note that I mean the broad definition of the word “artist,” not just those who draw or design: writers, musicians, actors, sculptors, dancers, comedians, anyone who takes something of themselves and produces a performance of some type is most definitely an artist.

And why shouldn’t they be passionate about their work? As a writer myself, I feel the highest of highs and the lowest of lows when someone praises or pans my work, and like many (authors in particular), I lament the fact that my work doesn’t seem to reach as many people as I want it to (i.e., every literate man, woman, and child on the planet). However, out of all of these different types of creators, I usually find musicians to be the most passionate about their work.

Take, for example, Aaron Stoquert. He is the creator of the five-song EP (which FYI, stands for Extended Play – longer than a single song but shorter than a full-length album) entitled “Run for Your Life,” featuring all zombie-centric tunes. After giving his music in-depth repeated listenings for this review, I reached out to Aaron to see if he had any insight into his creative process that he wanted to share with me. His e-mailed response of a few hundred words demonstrated to me that he truly put quite a bit of thought and creative work into these songs, and this commitment to his craft definitely shows in his work.

“Run for Your Life” has a very unique feel to it; these are not songs written about a zombie apocalypse, but instead are songs written during the zompocalypse. They all have a very bleak feel to them, and were created using a very “minimalist” approach in regards to accompaniment. If Johnny Cash were to live through a zombie uprising, I’d imagine that he would make songs that sound similar to those that Stoquert has created here.

As I mentioned, this mini-album features five different tracks. The opener, “Bunker Hill,” is a short but mournful ode lamenting the drastic societal shift that seemingly goes hand in hand with the dead returning to life. “Soft Skin” comes next, and it’s written from a very intriguing angle: a mix of jumbled memories and half-remembrances of a human turned into one of the undead. “Pass Me By” is a stark admission of the current state of the zombie-infested world and how one needs to be pragmatic and practical in order to effectively survive; even with this presentation of a harsh reality, it’s surprisingly the most musically-upbeat song of the bunch. Perhaps the most difficult of the group to decipher, “Make it Clean” seems to be an admission of a survivor’s passive aggression towards the undead and their inability to simply stay deceased. The final track, “I’ll See You Again,” gives a voice to one of the strongest-yet-unspoken desires that most survivors hold: the need for another living person, regardless of who they are, to simply stay close and help fight the all-encompassing feeling of loneliness.

Now that we’ve dissected the EP a little, let’s allow the Score to wrap it up:

G: General Entertainment – Repeated listenings of the EP will truly allow the listener to appreciate the above-average level of quality music and storytelling that Stoquert has crafted here. While the “minimalist” approach to the sound of the disc may seem a little like a cop-out at first, once you can grasp the concept of the story being presented, the arrangement of the music makes a lot more sense. 8/10

O: Original Content – We’re going to go just slightly higher than average here, because we have two very different aspects of how this EP is either unique or not. The story being presented appears to be a very standard, run-of-the-mill zompocalypse, so there is obviously not a lot of opportunity to add any special elements into a “classic” story such as this. However, from a production standpoint, the telling of this tale through the musical milieu is a singular one, with only a handful of other zombie-centric albums known to this reviewer. So the score of this category is going to let these two diametrically-opposed elements meet in the middle. 6/10

R: Realism – The tale being told by the music is grounded fairly well in reality. The only real complaint I have is that the songs aren’t overly connected together via any kind of linear plot line, but this was most likely done on purpose, as it would be especially hard to tell a complete story in only five songs totaling 16 minutes worth of music. 7/10

E: Effects and Editing – As I mentioned above, the more I listened to the music, the more enamored I became with its sound; I believe that it really captures how living through a zombie apocalypse might feel. Stoquert’s lyrics are very entertaining as well: from the opening line of “If you don’t remember falling asleep / well, you haven’t landed yet” to brutally-honest moments where we’re reminded that “here, flames are just heat” and “love is something of value locked by the Devil’s key,” the words of these songs are just as impactful as the instrumental sounds. Extra kudos to Stoquert for including an important sound bite from the original “Night of the Living Dead” at the onset of the EP. 9/10

TOTAL SCORE: 7.5/10
VERDICT: SWEET

“Run for Your Life” is a very unique addition to any zombie lover’s collection. You can get the 5-song compilation at http://aaronstoquert.bandcamp.com/, and the best part is that you can donate whatever you’d like to help support Stoquert’s cause. The creator mentioned to me that he is currently working on a full length album with the hopes of an October release. If you do go download the music, please be generous and give something – as most of us “starving artists” know, every little bit helps!

And now, my friends, you know the Score!

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G.O.R.E. Score: South Park: Night of the Living Homeless

South Park Season 11 (2007)
South Park Season 11 (2007)

Original Air Date: April 18, 2007 (Season 11)
Run time: 22 minutes

Ten years after their first zombie-themed episode, the creators of “South Park” took a stab at it again.

“Night of the Living Homeless” is a fun episode of the series, but there is one key difference that sets this episode apart from the first zombie-centric episode, “Pink Eye” (an episode that is reviewed exclusively in the upcoming Vol. 2 of The G.O.R.E. Score book series): the zombies in that episode were actually zombies, but this new episode doesn’t actually feature any reanimated creatures at all. It does make some social satire and a look of humorous reference to zombie films, but be forewarned up front: no actual living dead are present this episode.

The episode starts out like a nice, normal installment of “South Park,” replete with crazy ideas and the four young main characters looking to get into some shenanigans. Cartman gets the idea to jump a homeless person on his skateboard, since there appears to be an odd number of the vagrants milling about the town on this particular day.

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G.O.R.E. Score: Lucky Stiff: Memoirs of an Undead Lover

Lucky Stiff (2010)
Lucky Stiff (2010)

Release Date: June 6, 2010
Publisher: Library of Erotic Horror

Some of you G.O.R.E. Score readers who also follow my personal blog at http://tonyschaab.com/opine-mine know that, a few months back, I was contracted by New Line Press to write a horror/erotica eBook, titled “Cemetery Ménage” (the title existed when I took the assignment, and I had to write my story to reflect the designation). I finished creating the story recently, and I have to tell you: it was a harrowing experience, probably the hardest writing assignment of my life.

The reason is almost deceptive in its simplicity: it’s scary to put something that graphic with your name on it out there for all to read and dissect. And I make no bones about it – to write an effective erotica story, you have to use your words to put some awfully risqué stuff on paper. What will the readers think? That I’m a pervert? Or worse – that I don’t know what the Hell I’m talking about?

The moral of the story is, you’ve got to have guts to not only put an erotic story up for publication, but to use your real name as well (the publisher offered to let me use a pseudonym, but I declined – if I’m going to take on a project, I’m going to be proud enough of the end result to take all the credit or backlash that comes with it). It takes a “keyboard of steel,” if you will, and the genre is not always looked on favorably by people who don’t understand that it’s just another literature category, one that many readers happen to enjoy. I salute the many authors that write erotica routinely; your job is far more challenging that mine will ever be.

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G.O.R.E. Score: Zombie Honeymoon

Zombie Honeymoon (2004)
Zombie Honeymoon (2004)

Release Date: 2004 (cable-TV movie; DVD)
Run Time: 83 minutes

The honeymoon is over.

“Zombie Honeymoon” is an independent, ultra-low-budget film that tries its hardest to be charming; even though it does have an interesting conceit, the film presented to the viewer is boring and wholly unrealistic, and ultimately falls flat on its face.

Director/writer/producer David Gebroe isn’t totally to blame, as the inspiration for the film’s story is a touching tale that’s clearly very personal for him. He based the story off of true events that happened with his sister and her husband – obviously not the zombie portions, but his sister’s husband was killed in a similar fashion to how the main character in “Zombie Honeymoon” dies, and this sets up the “what-if” scenario that comes with the character’s reanimation.

The movie follows newlyweds Denise and Danny as they arrive for a low-key honeymoon at the Jersey shore. Their time together is interrupted, however, when a lone zombie staggers out of the water, belches black goopy stuff on Danny, and then apparently dies for real. Danny slowly turns into a zombie, and the rest of the film is spent exploring the consequences of the groom’s new situation.

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Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament

Breathers (2009)
Breathers (2009)

Original Release Date: March 3, 2009
Publisher: Broadway Books

Okay, truth time: I had been seeing “Breathers” in the bookstore for a long time before I finally broke down and bought it. The reason I waited so long to buy it: the cover. As you can see, the cover looks like your fairly typical kitschy romance novel, with the exception of zombies kissing instead of regular humans.

Now, if you’re like me, at first glance this cover probably makes your brow furrow in confusion. What kind of book is this, exactly? Is it making fun of zombies? Is it some disgusting attempt at an actual zombie romance novel? You’re not quite sure exactly what may be contained inside, and quite frankly, I was a little scared to open it up and find out. When I finally did, I was relieved and excited to find such a highly entertaining and unique story that really went far above and beyond my expectations.

S.G. Browne’s highly original novel, his first book, centers on Andy, a zombie living in a world where only select dead reanimate. After coming back to life following a car accident that (permanently) killed his wife and alienated his daughter, Andy’s new undead life as a zombie – aside from not having any legal rights and not being eligible to work, vote, or be outside after dark without human chaperones – consists of living in his parent’s basement, drinking formaldehyde and shampoo to stay as “fresh” as possible, and going to Undead Anonymous meetings to help work through his feelings surrounding his new un-life. When Andy and a few of his UA friends, including Rita the hot suicide revenant with a fetish for both wearing and eating lots of lipstick, discover the joys of consuming human flesh and all the surprises that come with it, the real fun begins.

Oh, and as for that cover – Andy and Rita do get into a romantic relationship, which is actually described in a pretty sweet way, what with it being between two reanimated creatures who crave the flesh of the living and all. There is even a zombie “sexytime” scene and second-half subplot, which fits in to the overall feel of the story a heck of a lot better than you might imagine.

I’m a proud man, but I’m not too proud to admit when I’m wrong, and I can say with certainty that I was wrong to avoid this book for so long. Browne has created an amazingly entertaining novel that should please most zombie fans with its unique blend of humor, action, and of course, gore.

And to the Score we a-go-go:

G: General Entertainment – This book blends humor very effectively with zombie violence and carnage, and it throws some “make you think” questions in for good measure. While it’s definitely not your “traditional” zombie story, the quirkiness of this tale definitely adds to its entertainment value. I was debating whether “Breathers” should be termed as a zombie story with comedy added in, or a comedy story with zombies added in. I think it’s the latter, but either way, it’s a lot of fun to read. 8/10

O: Original Content – Lots of goodness here: zombies drinking formaldehyde and shampoo in order to stay “fresh,” zombies going to Undead Anonymous meetings to help express their feelings, the undead being rounded up and put in dog cages at the SPCA when they “escape” from their guardians, the covert way some zombies eat human flesh and the effects it has on them…Browne has definitely created a very unique world for his characters to un-live in. 8/10

R: Realism – Even through the humor, the realistic feel of the book still shines fairly brightly. Many of the characters, living and dead, make choices and mistakes that they have to live with – er, I guess that should technically be “stay dead with” – and often the ramifications of their decisions are dealt with in a very realistic approach. Oddly enough, some of the more humorous aspects of the book (like the Undead Anonymous support group and the SPCA wrangling up “wild” zombies) are also the most realistic-feeling, which probably speaks to how funny some of the things we do in our own real lives are! 7/10

E: Effects and Editing – While there is not a lot of zombie-attack action that really brings the “verbal gore,” there are a few fairly intense scenes of violence, and Browne does a good job of making us feel the blood and guts. The book is very well edited, moving along at a brisk pace and making for a very quick read. 7/10

TOTAL SCORE: 7.5/10
VERDICT: SWEET

I’m very glad I gave this book a chance, and if you go out and pick it up – which I recommend you do – you will be too. It’s a book that is different while keeping a familiar feel, and rewards the reader with the kind of highly entertaining story that you don’t usually find every day.

And now, my friends, you know the Score!

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G.O.R.E. Score: Boy Eats Girl

Boy Eats Girl (2005)
Boy Eats Girl (2005)

Original Release Date: April 6, 2005
Run Time: 77 minutes

This is the first viewing I’ve ever had of a zombie movie that came out of Ireland, and I must say, I was pleasantly surprised.

“Boy Eats Girl” was clearly made in response to the success of 2004’s smash zom-com hit “Shaun of the Dead.” While this film obviously didn’t reach the same heights (in either exposure or quality), it does have some great high points and great takes on a lot of ideas that other zombie movies don’t pull off as effectively.

The movie tells the tale of Nathan, your average high school student that is a bit of a dork, and who is secretly in love with his classmate hottie, Jessica. After a particularly disastrous night where he not only fails to connect with Jessica but also mistakes her for fooling around with one of the “popular” school boys, he debates hanging himself, even going so far as to stand on a chair in his room with the noose around his neck. When his mother opens his bedroom door, knocking him off the chair and actually hanging him, she is so distraught she’ll do anything to bring him back – including using a strange voodoo book she found in the catacombs of the church she works at. Nathan reanimates and seems normal enough – except for that odd hungry feeling in his stomach…

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G.O.R.E. Score: Can YOU Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

Can YOU Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? (2011)

Can YOU Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? (2011)

Release Date: February 8, 2011
Publisher: Gallery Books

That’s right. I called it.

A few months back, The G.O.R.E. Score reviewed a book called “Choose Your Doom: Zombie Apocalypse,” a choose-your-own-adventure style gamebook (you can check out the review here). I stated in that review that no one was making zombie-related gamebooks, and I gave that creative team credit for “being at the extreme forefront of bringing this style back.”

So here we are, less than three months later, and another zombie-centric gamebook from a different publisher has landed on my front doorstep. Now, time will only tell if more and more of these are made, but I’m going to go ahead and say that I called the comeback months ago. You know it’s true; I’m awesome.

But enough about me and how amazing I am. I’m happy to report that not only is this newest gamebook, the very-directly-titled “Can YOU Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?” by Max Brallier, very entertaining, it’s vastly different from “Choose Your Doom: Zombie Apocalypse.” Now, I definitely do NOT want to spend this entire review directly comparing these two books, so this will be the second-to-last mention of the previously reviewed item, so I can focus solely on telling you all about Brallier’s work.